Not written by me. Got it from an old board way back when.
This story has nothing to do with the other Alice stories. I guess Alice was just a popular name at one point?
It was late Sunday afternoon, and the two girls were having a bit
of fun, more delicious because it was so strictly forbidden. Mother
had clearly made it clear that she would not tolerate in any way the
use of any tobacco in her household, and at least Linda knew that this
was so. She had had some "experience" with mother's disapproval on
this count once, only two years before, but she had blissfully decided
to disregard that unpleasant memory. So, Linda, the eighteen year old,
and her seventeen year old cousin, Susan, were gleefully puffing away
on their Marlboros when Mother/Aunt caught them in the act, quite by
accident and much to their later regret.